dumpsterfires:

THAT’S NOT GOOD THAT SHOULDNT BE STICKING OUT OF THE CEILING

(Source: graystripe)

dank-assbabies:

i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

eg.

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”

“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”

“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

(Source: spadesnick)

(Source: computersaysnooo)

cygnett:

on a scale of cory to party rock how in the house are you

theshpaker:

what

(Source: sampepper)

mrcraabs:

my sister is at a sleepover so i redecorated her room with snoop dogg

allingator:

allingator:

tumblr.corn

did anyone notice that this says corn i bet you didnt

(Source: hempest)

methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

(Source: juilan)

orqa:

hawt-horn-mel:

jesus christ

zoo tycoon 2 is terrifying